Lee's Article Naming Committee

Lee Enterprises, always wanting the provocative headline, has aggressively gone after a story.  The headlines below are a true tale of a Newspaper company on the brink of desperation.

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.


The Lee Enterprises paper read:

PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day the Lee Enterprises headline
read:

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

      Lee Enterprises, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the Lee Enterprises paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the Lee Enterprises headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery.... even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about the media opinion and headlines and
you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!

Have a nice day & thanks for reading Lee Enterprises Sucks!

Source: unknown on the internet.  Applied to a company that has no ethics
http://www.leeenterprisessucks.com/2011/06/profiteers-without-ethics.html

The reason they SUCK.

Lee Enterprises suck because they made a fundamental decision: we dont give a crap about our newspaper quality, we dont give a crap about our employees, we dont give a crap for defamation law, because we are committed to being a corporation.

The United States corporation granted Lee Enterprises the flagship of print media:
The Associated Press or AP.

Doesnt it make you want to be their neighbor, children?

You'd think that a company from IOWA would have some values.

NOPE !

Lee Enterprises SUCKS.

Lee Enterprises suffer from being a corporation, because they have no values, and are profit minded instead of community, or even patriotic minded in the USA.  Lee Enterprises suck due to lacking even business ethics in a dog eat dog world of corporate ownership.

read more: http://www.leeenterprisessucks.com/2011/06/profiteers-without-ethics.html

Lee Enterprises get paid in Montana (where they have a monopoly) to publish what they are told.  I have heard this first hand, in my quest for justice in Montana.  Here is my nice encounter with the law enforcement children, yes law enforcement that PROTECT US.  Make sure to thank those brave policemen and women for doing their sworn job in America:

This was taken the day I was accused by this nice police officer of trespassing.

because I was on public library "property"

can you say dumbass, children?

Then Lee Enterprises decided to publish a story and a picture of me September 10, 2009 on the front page of their "newspaper".  It wasnt interference in an election, children it is dirty governments playing ball with dirty corporations like Lee Enterprises.

I decided to pay a visit to my neighbor, Lee Enterprises disguised as a newspaper in Missoula MT.  They were throwing their crappy newspaper on my lawn, and sending me lots of junk mail to subscribe to their crappy newspaper children.  So I took this video:

So I went and talked to my local government who turned out to be in bed with Lee Enterprises, and they refused to do anything about the hit and run accident, the encouragement of suicides in the local jail, and the general lack of respect for life in Hamilton, MT.

Newsworthiness at Lee Enterprises: connections to the White House in DC.

http://www.leeenterprisessucks.com/2012/05/newsworthiness-at-lee.html

I'm not allowed in the Lee Enterprises offices children, due to something called "loss of liberty" can you say that children, "loss of liberty"?  Loss of liberty is when you cant sit on public property, cant speak in public, and cant enter places of business, all because newspapers like Lee Enterprises coordinate with local governments to protect their assets online, and their assets in the bank:

read more: http://www.leeenterprisessucks.com/2012/04/improper-influence-at-lee-enterprises.html

So children, what do we learn from this?  When you are incompetent, have no ethics, you become rewarded at a company like Lee Enterprises.  What is incompetent, and no ethics children?  That is when you are a nin-come-poop and you have no friends because you are greedy.

Greedy like the very important person at Lee Enterprises children.  Her name is Mary Junck.  Ms. Junck made a lot of money for not paying her bills and obligations to real human beings like her employees.  Ms. Junk would not be able to be our neighbor, because she sucks.  She is the type of person that would steal all of the Halloween candy in the classroom, or on someone's doorstep under the honor system.  Lee Enterprises children have no honor.  They hurt people for money.

I dont understand why they hurt people either children, but you are not alone in thinking that way.

Children, we have to use some bad language to describe corporations like

Lee Enterprises so here it goes:

Corporations suck because they are like leaches to the human spirit and human drive.  They like cold cash, and Lee Enterprises seems to have a hard time keeping its worth.  People trade Lee Enterprises and its worth is very, very low children.

What I would like for you to do, is to ask your parents why Lee Enterprises needs VIAGRA.  Now children, I cannot answer what viagra is, but that is your homework assignment: Why does Lee Enterprises need viagra to keep its stock up?

crib notes: http://www.leeenterprisessucks.com/2011/09/lee-needs-viagra.html