Lee's Article Naming Committee

Lee Enterprises, always wanting the provocative headline, has aggressively gone after a story.  The headlines below are a true tale of a Newspaper company on the brink of desperation.

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and
it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the
race again and it won again.


The Lee Enterprises paper read:

PASTOR'S
ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered
the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


The next day the Lee Enterprises headline
read:

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid
of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.

      Lee Enterprises, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline
the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so
she
sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the Lee Enterprises paper read:

NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the Lee Enterprises headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery.... even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life.

Stop worrying about the media opinion and headlines and
you'll be a lot happier
and live longer!

Have a nice day & thanks for reading Lee Enterprises Sucks!

Source: unknown on the internet.  Applied to a company that has no ethics
http://www.leeenterprisessucks.com/2011/06/profiteers-without-ethics.html